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 1. Things To Do On Melee Island When You Are Dead.
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1.1.  Melee.
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Your knuckles I will grind into a splintery paste. I thought the bean dip had a strange taste.
I've got muscels in places you've never even heard of. It's too bad none of them are in your arms. 
Hey, look over there! Yeah, yeah, I know.
My 98 year old grandmother has bigger arms than you. Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you.
I'm going to put your arm in a sling. Why, are you studying to be a nurse?
Do I see quivers of agony dance on you lips? It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.
My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces! I'm surprised you can count that high!
Give up now, or I will crush you like a grape. I would like it if you would stop your WINE-ing. 
Your arms are no bigger than fleas I have met.  So that's why you're scratching.I'd go set a vet.
People consider my fists lethal weapons. Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Only once have I met such a coward! He must have taught you everything you know.
You're the ugliest creature I've seen in my life! I'm shocked that you never have gazed at your wife.
Today, by myself, twelve people I've beaten. From the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten.
I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms! I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.
My forearms have been mistaken for treetrunks. An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.
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1.2.  Lucre.
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 2. Enter The Manatee.
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1.2.  Jambalaya   Knuttin.
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 3. Escape From Monkey Island.
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 3+. Guybrush Kicks Unusually Big Ass.
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: Vadim Stetsenko (vadimst@hotbox.ru)
