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Mr.M                   ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND                       Mr.M
                                                       
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Mr.M                        p                          Mr.M
==========================> by  Lucas  Arts <==============================
                                                            (c)Mr.Moonlight
Disk 1.                                                                    
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(Act I: Things To Do On Melee Island When You're Dead)                     
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  (Melee Island)                                            Mr.M
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     ()  (SCUMM bar)    .
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         (Otis)   (Carla),  
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 (cushy government job).                                             
           (Cheese) -  . 
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 1-3-?-1-2-?-1-1 (?=    ).   
      (Arm  Wrestle).      ,    ,
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Your knuckles I will grind into a  I thought the bean dip had a strange   
splintery paste.                   taste.                                 
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I've got muscles in places you've  It's too bad none of them are in your  
never even heard of.               arms.                                  
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Hey, look over there!              Yeah, yeah, I know.                    
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My 98 year old grandmother has     Yeah, but we both got better bladder   
bigger arms than you.              control than you.                      
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I'm going to put your arm in a     Why, are you studying to be a nurse?   
sling.                                                                    
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Do I see quivers of agony dance on It's laughter that's caused by your    
you lips?                          feathery grip.                         
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My stupefying strength will        I'm surprised you can count that high! 
shatter your ulna into a million                                          
pieces!                                                                   
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Give up now, or I will crush you   I would like it if you would stop your 
like a grape.                      WINE-ing.                              
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Your arms are no bigger than       So that's why you're scratching. I'd go
fleas I have met.                  set a vet.                             
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People consider my fists lethal    Sadly, your breath should be equally   
weapons.                           reckoned.                              
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Only once have I met such a        He must have taught you everything you 
coward!                            know.                                  
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You're the ugliest creature I've   I'm shocked that you never have gazed  
seen in my life!                   at your wife.                          
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Today, by myself, twelve people    From the size of your gut, I'd guess   
I've beaten.                       they were eaten.                       
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I've out-wrestled octopi with      I'm sure that spineless creatures      
these arms!                        everywhere are humbled by your might.  
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My forearms have been mistaken for An over-the-counter defoliant could    
treetrunks.                        help with that problem.                
                 
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You're not very nice.              Oh, yeah?                              
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You suck!                          I am rubber, you are glue...           
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Dummy!                             I'm shakin'! I'm shakin'!              
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I don't want to play anymore.      Not.                                   
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You're a big poopie head!          How appropriate. You fight like a cow. 
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                   . 
,       .        
      .     
   (  ,    ).   ,
  ,      "  
".        (Elaine)           
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         ,    
      .      "
" ("Dainty Lady")  .                                        
                                                                           
  (Lucre Island)                                           Mr.M
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         (Law Office of W.T.D.)    
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       (Lucre Bank)      
         .     
                
  .   ,  .                         
       (crack),   .   
        .                          
      (handkerchief)  .                
             .  
   .      .             
          ,       
 - " " (Iron Lady)   .               
                                                                           
                                                         
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       .    
(Scents  and  Sensibilities)        , 
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      .  ,   , 
        .  
 (wood shavings)    (House of Sticks).                 
           (Bait shoppe)
        (duck),  .   
,     .      
  .               
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    (     )    .
      .                               
          , 
 .   , ,   .              
       (Palace of Prostheses)   
  _  (Deadeye  Dave).         -
David  B. Supper.  ,      . 
   ,              
(File-O-Matic System).                                                     
          ,   
 :                                                    
:  A - D; : E - H; : I - M; :N - T; : U - Z.   
           ,  
.   .       .
          .
          .     
          .    .
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       ,    .           
                                                                           
   (Pegnose Pete)                                        
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      .   (raft)    
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,        .  ,      2:15.    
:    2:15   W.     
    ,      .           
        W  (), N (), W ().   
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;  /  ).                                    
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             . 
                   .
   .      (Mindy), 
(Larry)      (Fred).      . 
,          . ,
         ,        
 : , , , , , , .
        (abomination of
nature),       .                                         
         ,    .    
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      .   ,    
.      ,     ,    
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    .         - 
,     .                                            
        (ScupperWare  container)     
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(  ,      ).                     
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      .     (cologne) 
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    .      ,  
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(cavern) .                                                            
          ,       
(screw).        (Hall  of  Justice)        
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====================================                                   Mr.M
 2.                                          
(Act II: Enter The Manatee)                                                
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  (Melee Island)                                            Mr.M
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      .        
(International  House  of Mojo).     ,  
.         (Ultimate Insult)  
      (heirlooms).   
 (, , ).    .           
              (Meathook's House of WAX).
         (candlestick).          
  .             
.  ,     .   (paintbrush) 
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   .    25  (quarter),   
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            ()  (  
  -  LUA  bar).              
.      -      (cooked)     
.   .                                    
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-  ,    .   .   
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      (figurehead).                      
                                                                           
Disk 2.                                                                    
                                                                           
  (Jambalaya Island)                                   Mr.M
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          .     
            (Silver Monkey
Head),   (Bronze Hat)    (Golden Man).     
                (Tiny LaFeet),
      .    ,    
(Bronze Hat), ,   .     
    (Knuttin Attol).                                      
             (Starbuccaneer's  Coffee)  
     .       
    .                                                   
         (strange lady)    .
        .    ,   
  (Golden  Man)            
(diving  trophy).       .   
(mug).                                                                     
          .    . 
.   ,     .    
 -.                                                    
            (gaudy house).  
.       (time-share).    
   (time share brochure).   .  
,          .   
(coupon)    .    (jar of glue)   
  .                                                     
      -  (Micro-Groggery).    .  
               
   (Menacing   Mechanical   Manatee).           
.          
 (  ).                                                  
         (Planet Threepwood)   
  (today's  menu).     (Jolly pirate) 
  .            .   
    -     (Silver Monkey
Mug).         -;  ,  
  .                                                            
        ,     
(     ).      , 
          ,  
  .    (fake Monkey Mug)  
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      .    ,      
,         (Knuttin Attol).  
  (Admiral Casaba),     . ,   
       (pirate shanty town).      
              
(Pirate Transmogrification Academy)      (nice
teacher-lady).    .                              
              . 
  ,     .                  
     ,     .  
  (dunce cup).                                               
         .   ,
      .   ,  
     .  :  "" (SCAB
magazine),    (whistle),     (toy ship), 
  (pirate gaming card).                                      
            . 
          (plank diving competition)
   (Tall rock).                                                
                                                                           
                                                 
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            (Marco de Pollo)     
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      .    ,      .   
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    ,           . 
(hippie  judge)  ,          .   
   :                                               
  ("") Keelhaul = UP ();                                   
  (" ")Rum Barrel = DOWN ();                                  
  (" ") Spinning Swordsman = RIGHT ();         
  (" ") Alpha Monkey = LEFT ().                        
     ,    .
,   10   ,    .   
          10 .  
  (grouchy  judge)  -     .  
 (wise old judge) ,     ,  
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             .      
  .        
10  .            
,       .                              
  -     (Bosun and Bosun's baby
seal oil)     .     
    .      .  
        .      .  
   (diving trophy).                                        
                                                                           
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              .    
  ,  ,      .    .
    (pappeter).          
      (Hellbeard  the Unrepentant).  
  .       .       
         .   
 (Jumbeaux LaFeet),     (Tiny LaFeet).   
              - 
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        .      .    
    (wimpy  grog);      
(  ),            . (
            - ).  
  ,      ,     ,  
.           .
(      -  -  ,  
    ).                                              
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 3:                                            
(Act 3: Escape from Monkey Island)                                         
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  (Monkey Island)                                         Mr.M
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            (note).    
.                                                                  
      (Timmy)        
(cluttered  clearing).       (shack)   (coconut).
       (Herman Toothrot).    
  ,         .    , 
     .      ,   
 .                                                            
       (hike up canyon),    . 
                (banana  piker).
 .                                                          
    .     ,  
   (bunch of bananas).   ,    
.                                                                      
   .        . 
       ,      
.            . 
   ,    (weed whipper).       
        (lava field).  
   ,    .     . 
          (volcano  castle).      .
        ,      (shields),
          .      
  (Father  Allegro Rasputin)     
    (kava ride)      (lava boat).  
    (milk bottle)       
.         ,     
   (weed).                                                  
    ,   .     
(vista  point)      .    
(canal).    ,       .
       .   (rock)  
           .   
.        ,     
     .    ,  
     (    ).  
.          ,     
.       .                
           .     (lava
pool).      (patch of weeds).    
        (palm tree).     
      .                                       
       ,   ,   
     .    .              
             .   
(Monkey  Town).       (Jojo Jr.) -  .
C            (Monkey Kombat).    
     (accordion).    
  .        (cymbals).  
    .                            
     ,        . 
        .    . 
,                 
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  (Monkey Kombat)                                              
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    .      .  
              
.      ().                             
      :  Anxious  Ape  (AA) -   ("
"), Bobbing Baboon (BB) -   (" "), Charging
Chimp  (CC)  -      (" "), Drunken
Monkey  (DM)  -      ("   "), Gimpy
Gibbon  (GG)  -      ("     , 
").                                                                  
            ;   
.                                                                     
          ,      . 
      ,    :      
   (      ).             
           .
      : Ack (A), Eek (E), Ooop (O), and Chee (C).
             (,
AAA).                                                                      
    ,    ,  DM   AA   
ECO.    : AA - GG = EOC, AA - BB = AEC, BB - GG
= ACE, GG - DM = ACO, DM - CC = ACO, CC - AA = AOC,  .                  
           ,    
          . 
  ,     ,    .
        ,       .
    ,        (draw).          
           
.            
 (fault).   : GG  AA = OAE, BB - CC = CAE, AA
- CC = AOC  .                                                           
             ,  
             
  ,      .   , 
   .   ,   :     
 AA <=>        AA                                                      
 AA <=>        AA                                                      
 BB <=>        BB                                                      
 BB <=>        BB                                                      
 CC <=>        CC                                                      
 CC <=>        CC                                                      
 DM <=>        DM                                                      
 DM <=>        DM                                                      
 GG <=>        GG                                                      
 GG <=>        GG                                                      
                         
      .     ""  
 Cheat-O Matic by Nick Shaffner.                                  
  ,     .    
:  Smelly  (""),  Timid  (""),  Strapping  (""),
Brawny ("").     Brawny   
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  (bronze hat).                                              
                                                                           
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      -      (world-famous
giant  monkey head)      .   
  (monkey  nose).    -,    (latch).
      .                             
    .          (prominent slot).
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========================================================               Mr.M
 3+.                        
(Act III+ - Guybrush kicks unusually large butt)                           
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  (Melee Island)                                            Mr.M
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~~~~~                                                                      
      (really big plank)   
   (short tower).       
.       (excessively large
switch).                                                                   
             (Ultimate Monkey
Kombat),    .    ,    .
          (draw).     - 
  .                                                
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